PRINCESS NEARLY ESCAPES… “ROYAL MENACE” SAYS PALACE SERVANT
Story by The Fairy Gossip Mother
BREAKING NEWS: Princess Dorthea of Emerald has attempted to escape the palace in the Muse Day pre-ball commotion. Her efforts were thwarted by Queen Em, long may she reign.
An anonymous kitchen source says the princess showed no concern for the well being of the citizens of Emerald and scoffed at the curse laid upon her family. “She’s a pixing royal menace, even without the curse. Making me bring her chocolate wands in the middle of the glammed night.” The kitchen girl was unavaible for further comment de to a sudden case of frog-itis.
Though the details of the curse are kept hush hush by the palace PR reps, a taunting nursery rhyme is often whispered in dark alleys. “Girl of Emerald, no man can tame. Burn down the world, consumed by flames.” Some village residents, tired of the candle ban and constant threat of destruction are compiling a petition to have Princess Dorthea locked in a tower with weekly haircuts to avoid the Rapunzel problem.
When our Flitterazzi fairies caught up with the princess and asked her about this latest escape attempt, Maribell narrowly avoided being stepped on by one of the heels in Dorthea’s legendary royal shoe collection.
Will the curse come true? Is there a brave prince that can rein in this reign of terror? Will the princess try to escape again? And most importantly, what will she be wearing to the Muse Day Ball? Tune into to our continued SPELLED coverage to find out.