Story by Jabba the Huntsman
More fallout from the cursed wishing star incident, Wish-pocalypse caused by Princess Dorthea, hits Story residents as the top leaders in the shepherding industry have reportedly joined the Dark Side. Tensions between Bo Peep and the Little Girl Down the Lane over ethics of Black Sheep have always been high, but the absence of fairytale rules has destroyed the peace between the two parties. Reports of mass fleecings have been pouring in, as well as rumors of a full scale Clone War set to begin on May the Fourth.
A large army of Peep’s clone troopers were seen marching down the lane, with Dolly said be leading the charge. This claim could not be substantiated as white armor used on both sides makes it impossible to differentiate between the troops. If confronted by these clones, residents are advised to wave a hand in front of the Ewes and say, “These are not dragons you’re looking for.”