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Right now, for a limited time, you can feel like the Queen in this 100% authentic relic of the Emerald Dynasty, salvaged from the gemstone wreckage of the the former Palace after Griz blew it down with her storms.

Tiara_-_Empress_Tiara_7*some exclusions apply

 

 

There’s only one available, so hurry fast and use your spellphones to dial #555-CASTLE1

And if you call within the next ten minutes, we’ll throw in these Hans Christian Loubatin knock offs for no extra charge (excludes 9.99 handling fee)

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All of this can be yours for one thousand 4-star reviews. (Plus shipping and handling) Storybook Express cards are the preferred payment method of the Castle Shopping Network.

*This is the really really fine print. As if you couldn’t tell, this is a fake infomercial. You cannot have this crown cuz its in the Smithsonian or something. The shoes are actual Christian Loubatin’s that can be yours for about $700. We hope you have enjoyed this Spelled extra content and please please enjoy the book.